Awkwardness

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The word prompt for today is AWKWARD!! So let me just dive in. AWK usually the first sound I make in the morning, while having a good stretch. Well, that along with several curse words directed at various body parts that refuse to cooperate with my morning stretch. I have to admit that the list … Continue reading Awkwardness

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Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity…

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, brothers, childhood, Colorado, danger in the kitchen, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen

AND why do they hate me! All of my life I seem to be a victim of gravity. I remember even at a young age that Gravity had it out for me. I tried to ride on the handle bars of a neighbors bike. Well, gravity had other ideas. I was trying to sit still … Continue reading Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity…

I have fallen and I can’t get up….

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, family, humor, Memories, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen

OR how to make your brother laugh so hard his false teeth fall out!! OK, let us set the scene. I had gone to Yuma (BIG city around here!) for physical therapy. After making my therapist happy. Not nurse Ratchet, but she does have some issues with corporeal punishment! And back to my story. My … Continue reading I have fallen and I can’t get up….

And the decision was made!

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, camping, childhood, Colorado, experiment, family, family memories, Memories, Uncategorized

As I sit in a nice house, with baseboard heating, I remember the smell of the school when they first started the heating. A kind of musty smell and the lunchroom was warming up the beef stew (NO!! I don't want to know what was in it!). It made the official start of fall. It … Continue reading And the decision was made!

The thigh bone is connected to…

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, medical professionals, meme, Memories, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen, Son

The hip bone and the hip bone is connected to the BUTT bone. Or at least in my version they are! For my dedicated readers...yep, the three of you! I sit with computer screen on and key board in lap to once again sprinkle the humor of my mistakes. I recently had a hip replaced. … Continue reading The thigh bone is connected to…

Catfish… and other fairy tales

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, brothers, childhood, family, hash tag, Memories, old age, Phlyarology, Uncategorized

I've seen many disaster stories on the subject of "catfish". No, not the kind at the end of your cane pole or even the ones in the fishing pond. The only thing that IS fishy is the awful way people are duped. Yes I have had men (always widowed with at least one child!) try … Continue reading Catfish… and other fairy tales

Pedicure country style!

by Aline Moe, posted in Uncategorized

This was the beginning of a spa day. Not for me. But for Candy. Just in case you don't know Candy is the name of a Percheron horse. Johnny Moore Ranch has two Percheron horses. Gypsy is a mare and Candy is the smaller one. Yes you read that correctly. Candy is the smaller of … Continue reading Pedicure country style!

Me and My Noodle!!

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, experiment, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, meager knowledge, old age, Phlyarology, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Stephen Hawking

OK, we all know that getting old SUCKS! OK, well if you are over 50ish you know this. I have decided that yes it stinks but sometimes we have to just update our environment. I had found that with my hip I can't seem to get in and out of the truck very well. SOOOOO … Continue reading Me and My Noodle!!

My (IN)famous cooking skills

by Aline Moe, posted in #alinemoe, Adulting, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, hash tag, I can't cook, Kirk Colorado, kitchen, Memories, old age, readers, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Uncategorized

I remember many years back I had a friend who told me that she boiled the potatoes and eggs together when she made potato salad. OK, now you know that this is going to be a disaster, right? It involves two things that I am rather bad with. 1 - Cooking and 2 - memories. … Continue reading My (IN)famous cooking skills

If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, brothers, childhood, Colorado, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, family, hash tag, have you ever..., humor, kitchen, medical professionals, Memories, Mom, old age, Phlyarology, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Son, stories, Uncategorized

I have been known to sleep walk. In the past. Lately however I have seen several videos of people sleepwalking or waking from surgery. My sleep walking was brought out again with the medication Ambien. I love the little commercial blurbs "May cause eating or drinking with no memories of the event" I had a … Continue reading If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!