Awkwardness

The word prompt for today is AWKWARD!! So let me just dive in. AWK usually the first sound I make in the morning, while having a good stretch. Well, that along with several curse words directed at various body parts that refuse to cooperate with my morning stretch. I have to admit that the list … Continue reading Awkwardness

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The thigh bone is connected to…

The hip bone and the hip bone is connected to the BUTT bone. Or at least in my version they are! For my dedicated readers...yep, the three of you! I sit with computer screen on and key board in lap to once again sprinkle the humor of my mistakes. I recently had a hip replaced. … Continue reading The thigh bone is connected to…

If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!

I have been known to sleep walk. In the past. Lately however I have seen several videos of people sleepwalking or waking from surgery. My sleep walking was brought out again with the medication Ambien. I love the little commercial blurbs "May cause eating or drinking with no memories of the event" I had a … Continue reading If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!

Goodbye Bull, Hello Steer

Messy Do you ever wonder why some cattle (notice I didn't say COW) are born bulls? But are sold as steers? Last year was a learning curve for us AND the cattle. Do you know what happens when a "bull" becomes a "steer"? Well, wonder no more! But in an effort to keep this a … Continue reading Goodbye Bull, Hello Steer

My Rock… My Dad

I will tell you that most kids "discover" that their parents were kids just about the time they have kids of their own. Well, I know it did to me. Thinking back I should have known that something was up when I had a "Father/Daughter" ice skating party. If you have lived in the area … Continue reading My Rock… My Dad

Parents vs Grandparents!!

Between when my parents stopped being parents (OK, they never stopped but you get the drift!) and when the first grandchild appeared. My parents were switched out for some alien parents. They who would never let me get away with anything... well sort of.¬† But when they had grand kids and everything was OK. When … Continue reading Parents vs Grandparents!!

Brothers

Brothers. I think I hit the jackpot on brothers. You see I have three. The oldest seems to have taken over the duties of head of the family. You would know what a huge responsibility that is if you knew our family. I seem to call him more than ever these days. I look forward … Continue reading Brothers