Category: Sexy Senior Citizen

Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity…

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, brothers, childhood, Colorado, danger in the kitchen, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen

AND why do they hate me! All of my life I seem to be a victim of gravity. I remember even at a young age that Gravity had it out for me. I tried to ride on the handle bars of a neighbors bike. Well, gravity had other ideas. I was trying to sit still … Continue reading Killer Cleaning or Who invented gravity…

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I have fallen and I can’t get up….

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, family, humor, Memories, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen

OR how to make your brother laugh so hard his false teeth fall out!! OK, let us set the scene. I had gone to Yuma (BIG city around here!) for physical therapy. After making my therapist happy. Not nurse Ratchet, but she does have some issues with corporeal punishment! And back to my story. My … Continue reading I have fallen and I can’t get up….

The thigh bone is connected to…

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, medical professionals, meme, Memories, old age, Phlyarology, Sexy Senior Citizen, Son

The hip bone and the hip bone is connected to the BUTT bone. Or at least in my version they are! For my dedicated readers...yep, the three of you! I sit with computer screen on and key board in lap to once again sprinkle the humor of my mistakes. I recently had a hip replaced. … Continue reading The thigh bone is connected to…

Me and My Noodle!!

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, experiment, family, hash tag, humor, Kirk Colorado, meager knowledge, old age, Phlyarology, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Stephen Hawking

OK, we all know that getting old SUCKS! OK, well if you are over 50ish you know this. I have decided that yes it stinks but sometimes we have to just update our environment. I had found that with my hip I can't seem to get in and out of the truck very well. SOOOOO … Continue reading Me and My Noodle!!

My (IN)famous cooking skills

by Aline Moe, posted in #alinemoe, Adulting, brothers, Colorado, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, hash tag, I can't cook, Kirk Colorado, kitchen, Memories, old age, readers, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Uncategorized

I remember many years back I had a friend who told me that she boiled the potatoes and eggs together when she made potato salad. OK, now you know that this is going to be a disaster, right? It involves two things that I am rather bad with. 1 - Cooking and 2 - memories. … Continue reading My (IN)famous cooking skills

If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, brothers, childhood, Colorado, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, family, hash tag, have you ever..., humor, kitchen, medical professionals, Memories, Mom, old age, Phlyarology, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Son, stories, Uncategorized

I have been known to sleep walk. In the past. Lately however I have seen several videos of people sleepwalking or waking from surgery. My sleep walking was brought out again with the medication Ambien. I love the little commercial blurbs "May cause eating or drinking with no memories of the event" I had a … Continue reading If I sound stupid just make me count to ten!

And so the Grandma Cat told me…

by Aline Moe, posted in barn cats, childhood, Colorado, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, experiment, have you ever..., humor, I can't cook, Kirk Colorado, meager knowledge, Mom, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, Uncategorized

Ok, I know I am way out of my depth out here with the cows, horses and let us not forget - the barn cats! When I got here about a year and a half ago they were concerned about the number of cats in the barn. It kept going down. Well, you know I … Continue reading And so the Grandma Cat told me…

Whole different meaning, with age.

by Aline Moe, posted in Adulting, childhood, cosmic irony, family, humor, old age, Sexy Senior Citizen, Uncategorized

Several things have come to pass. New meaning have appeared seemingly in-explicitly in my vocabulary. Remember the days when you said "I can't walk but I can drive!" This sentence usually came after some alcohol was involved. And bad decisions were expected. Being young and stupid we all thought it was funny. I uttered a … Continue reading Whole different meaning, with age.

NOT just a suggestion…

by Aline Moe, posted in #, #aline, #alinemoe, #Moe, Adulting, barn cats, brothers, childhood, cosmic irony, danger in the kitchen, family, family memories, have you ever..., humor, I can't cook, kitchen, meager knowledge, Memories, old age, rural living, Sexy Senior Citizen, stories, Uncategorized

I had a really good time at my Uncle Donnie's 90th birthday gathering. Once I got there. I learned something new about South Dakota. I was driving along minding my own business. When out of NOWHERE What to my wondering eyes should appear but flashing red and blue lights! Just 5 miles from my destination. … Continue reading NOT just a suggestion…

Nurses ROCK!!!

by Aline Moe, posted in Adulting, Colorado, family, humor, meager knowledge, medical professionals, Memories, Mom, Sexy Senior Citizen, stories, Uncategorized

First and fore most I want everybody to know that I love nurses, doctors not so much but nurses rock!!! I have cousins that are nurses, HI JUDY LEETON!! Some that have been EMT's. When I and my family have been in the position of needing a nurse. Nurses never act aggravated at even the pettiest of … Continue reading Nurses ROCK!!!