Mr. Nobody

I don’t know about everybody, but we had a frequent visiter at our home. He was called Mr. Nobody (because you know a sweet little GIRL wouldn’t do that!!) He came around when anybody did something or forgot to do something that they were suppose to do. See if this sounds familiar to anybody:

Mom: Who did (List any infraction here)?

We were all lined up and at this point our eyes would open wide (ON CUE) and all of us would not admit to any wrong doing.

Kids in unison: “No, not me I would never (repeat infraction).”

I like to call it our “butter wouldn’t melt in our mouths” expression.

Mom’s get kind of SMART after a while. She first started Not blaming any ONE of us. Then she got a little older and a little smarter (don’t we all?). She would start punishing ALL of us. Mr. Nobody got us “Grounded” , extra chores (remember them?) and even sent to our rooms! No TV in the room, no internet, no games. Not even a phone!! Wow we really were primitive!

After a while Mom seemed to come up with “Mr. Nobody”. He got us into all sorts of trouble. He would go around the house making messes and not putting anything away. From the dishwasher to the cushions on the couch, Mr. Nobody was in full force.

Guess WHAT?!?! That sneaky little bugger followed me out here!! Evidenced by the state of my KITCHEN!! I know he has to be the one, Harvey and Peter swear that they didn’t make such a mess.

Yesterday was a bad day for me. So I didn’t make it into the kitchen much. But this morning I came in and found:

I would recognize Mr. Nobody’s handy work anywhere!! He must have followed me!!

OH CRAP!! I just realized that because I have posted this picture I will now have to CLEAN!!

more pictures later…..much, much, much later!!

I hope you all enjoy Mr. Nobody’s visits to your house as much as I enjoy having him here.

By now I would have thought he was too OLD to be up to his usual tricks!!

Now I just have to find a way to get him to either leave or pick up his messes….NAH, I think he is here for a while.

OK, a little bit better. And NO that is not a dirty pan on the stove – I BAKED!! I know how scary is that? So who is coming to see me?!? You know…If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake… Really? No one?? As a wise oldest brother once imparted to me. If you have to explain the joke, it isn’t really a joke. Thank Ron!!

Well, sh1t it looks like he made it to the living room too! Damn him!! Now if I don’t post a picture of it, do I actually have to clean it?!?!

You knew I was going to didn’t you? well, it gives me a reason to clear off the table anyway, after a piece of cake I think! Mr. Nobody had better bring a MAID service with him the next time he visits!!