“I hear you in there. I have to say this is the smallest drive thru I have ever been to. Well, anyway. Let me have two scoops oats and one of those Alfalfa squares. Make that two squares. No, the saddle has been getting a little too tight. Better make that just one Alfalfa square. Do you still have that drink with the little flies floating in it? Well, give me one of those. You know I am working out so go ahead and make that 3 Alfalfa squares. Hello?”
“Hey! You in there, I don’t want to be rude. But it has been a long time since I ordered. This has to be the slowest drive in. Is it the third square of Alfalfa? If so just forget it!”
Stories that take me from city girl to country woman 
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