Too Many 2

OK, I am having a pretty weird time lately. I don’t know if anybody remembers when I ordered some lenses for my latest toy, my camera. I got the first set then I got a second set, when I emailed to ask if they wanted me to send it back they said “No, no problem!” after that email I received yet another set of lenses. I was afraid if I emailed again, I would be hip deep in lens packages, so I just said “OK, no problem”

Well, I order some of my staple groceries from Walmart because 1) they deliver and 2) they are usually cheaper. Not proud of this, for years I refused to shop Walmart or Sam’s. They bought out Pace Membership Warehouse and I was out of a job. But living here I have to take what I can get! So I order from Walmart once a month and Fedex delivers. This month I found a box had been delivered to me that was leaking something. Butterscotch syrup to be precise. All over the other items in the box. I called because out here bugs are a very real problem. I wan’t going to put anything in the cupboard that was sticky!! I called and talked to 3 different people. Finally I got someone who had gotten a report from Fedex about the “goo box”. They said they would send a replacement right away. Great! Thinking that I should return the package, I asked for a return label. The voice on the other end of the phone said “Why? we don’t want it back!” almost as if I had offered to send them cow manure.